Agar h to us Par DABUR HONEY lga ke din Me do bar Chato
Qki Send to karoge Nahi..
Kam Se Kam thodi Sehat to banegi
Gabber:are o sambha ye kaun he jo sms ka jawab nahi deta re? SAMBHA: sardar ye wo log hain jo missed call krne k baad bhi balance check karte hain.
ThodiSi Khusi Ki Chah Krte H
Bas Ek Choti Si Fariyad Karte H
Aj Fir Baithe H 1 Hichki K Intezar Me
Zara Pata Toh Chale aap Kab Hme Yaad krte h...
Aapki DoSti mere Liye 1 Phool Ki Tarah Hai,
Jise Hum Chhod B Nahin Sakte Aur Tod B Nahin Sakte.
Tod Liya To Murjha Jayega,
Chhod Diya To Koi Aur Le Jayega.
Suna Hai Aap ki Muskurahat Pe Har Koi Marta Hai.
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Zara Time Nikaal Kar Aana To.
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Ek Chuha Maarna Hai.;-)
keep smiling
Zindagi main 2 Logo ka
boht Khayal Rkhna
1-Wo Jisne Tumhari
JEET k liye boht kuch Hara ho
(Father)
2-Wo Jisko Tumne
har Dukh main Pukara ho
(Mother)
Har chand mile, har sitara miley. Har kadam pe apko sahara miley Zindgi me kabhi akele na raho aap kuchh hum jaise miley aur koi humse bhi pyara miley..
FRIENDSHIP mean to FEEL some1 in every Heartbeat
to FIND some1 in every Thought
to SEE some1 with Closed Eyes
& to MISS some1 without any Reson.
Ladka Ghar der se Lauta...
Maa-Kaha tha?
Beta-Film dekhne gaya tha"Maa kA Pyar"
Maa- ab Uper Jakar 1 reality Show dekh"Baap ki Maar.....;-)
Washin Pwder Nirma
Washin pwdr Nirma
Dudh c Safedi Nirma se Aye
Rngin Kpda
B Khil-2 Jaye
Sabki Pasnd Nirma
Logo Ko Kuch b Bhejo
Pdte zrur Hai
wo b TONE k satH.
Haal-e-dil kuch is tarah hain humara,
yaad din mein hajar bar kiya karte hain,
jab na aaye koi sms Aapka,
To purana hi padh kar, muskura liya karte hain...
Ankho se Gira Aansu Koi Utha Nahi Sakta, Kismat Me Likha Koi Mita Nahi Skta, Dosto Me Bsti H Jan Hamari, or Hamari Jan Ko Humse Koi Chura Nahi Sakta.
Teacher: shadi kya hai?student:
kunwaro ke liye "alpenlibe" jee lalchaye rha na jaye..
or shadishuda ke liye "chlormint" dubara mat puchna...
Devdas ko kaha Ghar chhod do,
Maan ne kaha Paaro ko chhod do,
Paaro ne kaha peena chhod do,
Aap ko kis ne kaha sms kerna chhod do
1 sardar ne
1 Jaltee huwi
Building se 6 logon ko nikala!
Phir b usay logon ne bohot maara
kyun ??IslyeK
Woh 6 log
Fire brigade wale the.
1 sardar ne
1 Jaltee huwi
Building se 6 logon ko nikala!
Phir b usay logon ne bohot maara
kyun ??IslyeK
Woh 6 log
Fire brigade wale the.
Raat ka chand asmaan me nikal aaya h. Saath me apne taron ki barat laya h.
Zara asman ki or to dekho wo tumhe meri or se
GOOD NIGHT khne aaya hai.
good night.
Class Master:kanjus kise kahte hai?
Student:
jo 100 sms send
karne par b
reply nhi dete
Master:
very good
ek example batao
Student:
jaise aapki beti...!
Gadhe hai wo log jo 14 feb kro propose karte hai
Meri mano 1st april ko propose karo
Maan gayi to I LOVE U,
Gussa kiya to APRIL FOOL.
Gadhe hai wo log jo 14 feb ko propose karte hai,
Meri mano 1st april ko propose karo
Maan gayi to I LOVE U,
Gussa kiya to APRIL FOOL.
Gadhe hai wo log jo 14 feb ko propose karte hai,
Meri mano 1st april ko propose karo-
Maan gayi to I LOVE U,
Gussa kiya to APRIL_FOOL.
Subah subah ki
pehli sunehri kiran
mere upar aai aur
kaan me dhiiirrre
se bol gai
Utthh ja
Duniya Ko Tang Karne ka Time Ho Gaya hai.
Gud morning.
PAPPU: Madras ka naam Chennai kyon pada?
NIKKU: Madrasi kya pahante he?
PAPPU: Lungi.
NIKKU: Lungi me chain nahi hoti isliye Chen nai.
Haryana ka jaat 1 ladki ko pyaar ka ijhaar karne gaya. JAAT-i love you chhori. LADKI-thapad maru ke. JAAT- pher ghusand na khavegi.
Kal ho “AAJ” jaisa,
Mahal ho “TAJ” Jaisa,
Phool ho “GULAB” jaisa,
or Zindagi k her qadam pe FRIEND HO
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excuse me ?
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hellO
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Friend ho ?
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Mujh jaisa (H):p
